Chris uses a Jackhammer!

Today, I had the honor of using a jack-hammer. It was pretty sweet. Using a jack hammer, is maybe the coolest thing you can do with your pants on, for like nine minute, and then it completely blows. I have used one in the past, and it’s always the same. I think to myself, “this is awesome, I could do this every day”, and then 9 minutes later, I’m coming up with excuses to not have to do it any more. When one operates a jackhammer, one starts to ponder the great mysteries of life, like what it looks like when a super obese person uses a jackhammer, or a chick in a bikini runs one. Maybe someday I’ll find out, and it will be awesome.