http://ctgobucks.wordpress.com A Chris Thomas Production Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:31:27 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 http://ctgobucks.wordpress.com/about-me/#comment-974 Marla Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:46:20 +0000 http://ctgobucks.wordpress.com/about-me/#comment-974 My dear dear cousin Chris, I hate to tell you but your son is not going to make it to the NBA. It's obvious why, he's white and short. No worries though I have the perfect sport for both you and him, are you ready... surfing! No, don't judge. As you found out this past summer surfing is hard. Hard as hell in fact. But it is the perfect sport, why you may ask, I will tell you. It's an individual sport, no team building involved. It's only done at the beach which happens to be a very nice warm place to be. Chicks dig surfers so there are always many, mostly naked girls around. Since you live in Ohio you will have to home school just to be able to travel to surf. Best of all, it is actually a bonus to be short, something about center of balance or something. So my next trip is in February to New Smyrna Beach Florida. You and Dylan are welcome to come and give it a shot. It would be helpful if he can stand up by then so start working on that. Oh, and tell your dad he needs to figure out how to make waves in the pond so Dylan can practice. My dear dear cousin Chris,
I hate to tell you but your son is not going to make it to the NBA. It’s obvious why, he’s white and short. No worries though I have the perfect sport for both you and him, are you ready… surfing!
No, don’t judge. As you found out this past summer surfing is hard. Hard as hell in fact. But it is the perfect sport, why you may ask, I will tell you. It’s an individual sport, no team building involved. It’s only done at the beach which happens to be a very nice warm place to be. Chicks dig surfers so there are always many, mostly naked girls around. Since you live in Ohio you will have to home school just to be able to travel to surf. Best of all, it is actually a bonus to be short, something about center of balance or something.
So my next trip is in February to New Smyrna Beach Florida. You and Dylan are welcome to come and give it a shot. It would be helpful if he can stand up by then so start working on that. Oh, and tell your dad he needs to figure out how to make waves in the pond so Dylan can practice.

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