Incognito

Today, I was, or maybe was not confronted by someone from my past. Obviously, this guy knew me, so he had to have technically been from my past, but since I’m not 100% sure who this was, I say maybe. This person, I kind of recognized, but at the time I had no idea who it was, approached me, and said my name. Being a friday, and being that I did not know this guy for certain, and if I did, didn’t like him. He said my name twice, then asked me if I was who i actually am. Of course, I said no. He proceeded to tell me how much I look like this guy he knows (me). I told him I get that all the time, and have been told I look like a wide range of people. One time in particular this chick told me I looked like the guy who played Rudy. I then cried the rest of the day. Anywho, this guy, who I was slowly starting to realize who he was, or may have been, insisted I was who he thought I was, which of course was me. If he was who I thought he was, I had no desire to talk to him anyway, one cause he’s a total trainwreck of a person, and two, it’s Friday. So yeah, I pretended to not be me, which happens about every 8 months or so, and is hillarious. I didn’t owe this guy money or anything, just don’t particularly like him, assuming he was who I thought. So if you have approached me in the past, and I pretended to not be me, sorry. You should have held me down, and looked at my drivers license, to confirm my existance. It’s nice to be not in anyway important, so you can pull off the “You got the wrong guy” move. Recently I had Delino Deshields do this very thing to me. Unlike Delino, I only get asked this about once or twice a year. We must have asked him 30 times that night, if he was Delino Deshields. He managed to deny it the whole time. So well done me, and even more well done Delino. I finally have someone to look up to.
A free case of beer for anyone who guesses the guy who thought I was me. Here’s the hints.

Went to EHS, but may not have graduated there, or anywhere. Was supposed to be in the class of ‘97, but may have been held back a time or two. Served a good deal of time behind bars. Is surprisingly alive still. He was a bad person, by all standards.

Happy hunting!