Chris beats a phobia!

Today, I stepped it up a notch, and overcame sheer terror, and broke free from the shackles of phobia. All my life, I have been terrified of riding on an escalator while wearing sandals, or flip-flops. Today, I rode the shit out of an escalator, while wearing flops. I’ve never been so proud. Sure, the urine puddle I left behind likely shorted out the whole unit, but I got it done. I am a free man. Next up, my fear of the bastard alien movie E.T. I have no plans on watching it, or hearing that creepy them song, but I know I’ll be strong, if I ever have to. I am a man!