Twitter strikes back

Yes, there are similarities between blogs, such as this, and Twitter. Unlike Twitter, people can post nude pics/videos on Blogs, which pretty much end the debate right there. Blogs, and blog readers can be total douches, or absolute wastes of time, such as this one. However, blogs like this, are for people who like to have fun, have a few laughs, and just don’t take things too seriously, unlike Twitter, which from what I’ve seen is a breading ground for people who use OMG on a daily basis. I firmly believe using OMG, and not trying to be funny, is grounds for deportation. People can be total douchers on each medium, but this blog, in all it’s retarded glory, must not be compared to Twitter, even if you do live in Cincy. (????? yes you)
It seems that for every person I talk to about how gay Twitter is, there is one person who tries to convince me how great it is. One person to make jokes about it with me, and another to tell me about breaking sports news, or finding out that hot chicks are at a certain bar at 10:53 on a Thursday. I still believe with all my heart, Twitter will fail, or will destroy America, and yes it is totally gay. If you want a friend to know about hot chicks at 10:53 on a thursday, instead of Twittering about the occasion, you can do one of the following options. Either call, email, or text your friend to either come and take away, or scare off said hot chicks, or use these more traditional methods of communication to lure your friend in, once he is there, slip him a roofie, and have gay sex with him. if you see a group of hot chicks at one of your normal watering holes, and instead of approaching them, and making a move, your first thought is to Twitter about it, to alert other dudes, you are most assuredly gay, and are using said hot chicks, to bring guys to you. Save yourself the trouble, stop Twittering, come all the way out of the closet, and be these hot chicks rather flamboyant “gay friend”. All chicks want a gay friend. Every chick movie, and show has it set up to make regular women think they need to have a gay friend to be cool. Much like the ole Joe camel adds that got kids to smoke. Same premise.
If you want sports updates, follow tese steps. Either build a sweet man-cave, get a highspeed universal wireless card in a laptop computer, a few HD flatscreens, and some beer. Sit, drink beer, turn on said devices, and enjoy. no Twitter. Or, go to a sports bar, and sit, at the bar, and of course drink.

I’ve been debating all day, just what I can do to personally end Twitter? I know I can do this, it may be why i was put on this planet. I just have yet to figure out exactly how. I’ve had a few thoughts though. I could start a Twitter account, and Twitter links to illegally taped peep-hole videos of famous people. That would make a big stir, and cause a legal nightmare for Twitter. If I post on enough accounts (all fake) it could end really bad for Twitter, but maybe for me also. I think I could go even farther, and Twitter some really offensive things. It’s gotta be worth a shot.
I’ve also thought about just Twittering so much mindless stupidity, so much crap, that people see the light, and lose interest. It’s like at a party, when someone gets so drunk, and makes such an ass of them-self, it ruins the whole night, and everyone goes home. I could be just that stupid on Twitter, that I could bring it down. However, this same thought process kind of lead to this blog, and seems to have had little effect in that department. Blogs are still here, and my dumb ass gets 100 hits a day. I guess now that I think about that little fact, maybe it’s too late. maybe not only the retards who use OMG, and LOL, but jack-asses like myself have ruined Americas soul. Maybe too many programs like entertainment tonight, and too many discussions about who you would rather bang, have done this nation in. My bad America. I hope it’s not true. I hope we can get even stupider, it actually sounds kind of fun.