Land Ho!

Operation new house, is finally under way. Yes, it is in the early stages, and may be on a schedule of years rather than months, but it is under way, all the same. We are officially land owners. A nice little plot, just outside of civilization. Not large enough to start that Unicorn ranch I have been dreaming about, but large enough to stretch our legs, and pee outside. It’s a pretty sweet area, right up until I move in. It’s safe to say we will have the shittiest house on the street, but I’m cool with that, as long as there is a bar in the basement. The only problem I have, is with the area itself. To this point, it has been an awesome area in the country, but still in an awesome school district. My problem, is how nice can it be if they let me live there? I’ve always been pretty skeptical about people in general, especially those I have to be surrounded by. my distaste for the bulk of the human race has got me this far, why stop now. Any place that lets me in, can’t be all that great. Maybe I can make one possible exception, or maybe the people in this area don’t have any control over who can buy land. It does mean, I can shoot animals right out of the bathroom window, while I sit on the toilet, the way God intended, and of course pee outside in the middle of the day. So, yes it may be a while before we actually say goodbye to the ‘burbs, but the countdown to the housewarming party has begun. At that point in time, I will most likely be completely out of money, so it’ll have to be BYOB, but I will try and shoot a deer or something while I poop, so we have stuff to grill.