It’s rally time people

O.k. this is it. If the Jackets don’t win tonight, I’m going into emergency hair-cut mode. I’m beginning to run out of ideas as to how I, personally can get them a victory over the Wings, and have even considered that the outcome of the game may depend on what happens on the ice, and not in my head. I know, it sounds crazy, but there is that slight chance that I have no actual control. Just to be safe, I have gotten myself a large supply of canadian beer, and am going to wear a red shirt. This way, I will not only harness any good hockey mojo for my Jackets, but also send bad vibes to the Redwings. We’ll see how it works out. I am a little down about not being able to score tickets to the first ever playoff game at nationwide arena. That place is going to be insane, and I wish I was there. I tried pulling every string I could think of, and even offerred to do some things I am not proud of, but fell short. Oh well, I can watch in HD, and flip to the Reds game if it gets ugly again. I do hoope any Jackets fan out there is ready to swallow their pride, and take one for the team. If you are in the arena, and you see someone pulling an octopus out of their pants, getting ready to throw it on the ice, you have to take them out. If a fight starts, thousands of right minded Ohioans will have your back. Finally, if you are a fish market in Columbus, and you sell someone an octopus today, you should be shot.
Let’s go Jackets!