Best summer of movies ever!
April 20, 2009
Not that we need any more reason to look forward to summer, but this year’s movie lineup is top notch. I try to not actually see any movies at the theatre unless I absolutely have to. But, even I can look forward to seeing some of these movies when they come out, even if it is just on DVD.
With hopes to make up for that turd of a movie that was the last Terminator movie, the Terminator series is giving it another shot. This time with Christian bale of ‘Batman’ and violent fits fame playing the role formerly played by Eddie Furlong in part 2, and the long lost Boone brother from part 3. I really am holding out hope that this time, the terminator finally wins. That would be the better ending, as the Movie is called Terminator, and not stupid white guy who yells at people, or does coke. I might actually pay money to see this one, even if Christian bale, whom I actually do like wins, but I would love to see the terminators win. they’re due. Check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puAxrOTqtr4&feature=related
Another must see, which is one I had no idea was even coming out, but it looks like it might be awesome. It’s called Public Enemies, and is not about the ole rap group, but old timey gangsters such as john Dillinger, played by Johnny Depp. Christian Bale is also in this movie, proving my theory that he is actually just Kevin Bacon in disguise, and will be in all movies from now on. This movie looks like it could be a winner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BawY4gjAdM as long as it meets two conditions. First, they can’t make it a stupid love story, but should still show some boob, just for safe measure. Second, and most importantly, they need to devote a good deal of the movie to when john Dillinger was captured, and held in the Lima OH jail. They should also throw in some scenes of him eating at the Kewpee, and maybe killing the lady at the counter for giving him soggy fries. If they stick to my gameplan, it’ll gross an easy billion dollars.
Finally, the absolute belle of this years summer movie ball, is the new Transformers movie. When the first one came out, I was pretty pissed that anyone would be stupid enough to make a transformers movie, and ruin my childhood memories of Optimus Prime, but then I saw it, and realized it was mankinds greatest accomplishment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmgbbGJW6ZE This could very easily be the best movie ever made, and maybe even the whole reason man was put on this earth. Now, if they just show Megan Fox naked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lJJOA4gU2U I will get a Transformers tattoo. As it will be the greatest moment in history.
There are some movies they are not making, or releasing this summer. Much to my dismay, there were no takers for the script I produced for the movie Total Recall 2: Revenge of the three boobed chick, nor were there any takers for my script of the remake to ‘Goonies’ which kinda breaks my heart. Those were two solid scripts. Sure, they were only 4 pages long, and a little heavy on the nudity, and cursing, but I think the public deserves for those movies to be made.
