On with the next round….
March 2, 2009
Well the votes are in. Casey Anthony, is hot. Despite all her flaws, and lack of a soul, she just so happens to be hot, as decided by the voters. Sadly though, a few folks voted her as Not Hot. The bastards didn’t even have the decency to explain “why they think she is not hot”, so we’ll just have to assume one of the votes was cast by Clay Aiken (she’s sooo not his type) and the other by that goofy mexican dude in the background of the one photo (she did break his heart). So let’s all move forward knowing, that even though she may be the worst person alive, she is nice to look at. In fact, some of our readers have already signed up to be on the waiting list for her first round of “conjugal” visits. Keep us posted on that one fellas.
The important part is this, the “Am I Hot” experiment, was a huge success. The day it was first posted, saw nearly 200 visitors come to this site. Now, I admit, most were from that religious website, that may have put a link here, and may also have said some really horrible things about me. Either way, we all had fun, and we should do it again some time.
During all this, I did get a little sentimental about some of the other fun topics we discuss here, and it occurred to me. The ‘Who Would You Rather Bang’ thing has been lost for some time. So Lets get to it!
The topic this time around, is ‘Chris’ Childhood Favorite Things’. Now, it would be pretty awesome, if we voted between the things from my childhood that I loved such as, The dwarf kid from the movie ‘Willow’ (who was also Wicket from Return of The Jedi) and Chris Sabo, but you guys deserve better than that. So This time, I think I have the best, and likely most competitive head to head matchup in WWYRB history.
Daisy Duke vs. Wonder Woman!
Now, it’s simply for their fictional charcters, not the actresses who played them. That would not be close, Daisy Duke took a horrible nose dive after that show ended. http://www.zimbio.com/Catherine+Bach So lets digress.
Daisy Duke: The Woman of my dreams, for pretty much the first one third of my life. http://www.scifidesktop.org.uk/gallery/albums/actresses/A-F/Catherine-B/Catherine_Bach_004.jpg Ahh memories. Daisy Duke, was by far, the hottest “cousin” of all time. http://thewambank.com/uploaded/celebrities/thumbnails/48/cbach9_450.jpg Not only did she look good, she was just the gal you wanted around if ever you were in a pickle. She really knew how to get you out of a tight spot, or in one http://s64.photobucket.com/albums/h180/lucidfilms/?action=view¤t=Catherine_Bach_00000428.jpg Daisy was also pretty hot behind the wheel http://www.andydy.com/images/dixiejeep/daisy_duke_jeep.jpg and on the hood as well. She could drive a jeep Wrangler as well as any of the thousands of Gay dudes who have bought one since then. Even though she lived in a dump with her “Uncle, and two cousins” she was still smokin hot. Perhaps her only downfall, was her ‘dirty Cooter’ http://www.dukefarm.co.uk/Season%202_files/image025.jpg When I was a young boy, I could not wait to turn 21, so I could order a round of beers at the Boars Nest http://www.freewebs.com/hazzardhaven/cap157.bmp Sadly, the show was cancelled, after Boss Hog was caught in that sex scandal, and the world moved on. I did not however. Daisy Duke will always be #1 in my heart, and on my lunch box. After all, she did invent one of the most popular, and lasting fashion trends of all time. The Daisy Duke http://msp29.photobucket.com/albums/c299/mkd55/IMG_0283.jpg
Wonder Woman: The only chick from the 80’s who had a shot at taking down Daisy Duke, and she did way more than that. http://bothhands.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/wonder-woman-color-001.jpg She pretty much just wore the one outfit, but man did she ever wear it http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/wonder-woman.jpg Anyone who followed the show as close as I did, knew Wonder Woman was a mythical Princess, named Diana from the Land of the Amazons, who disguised herself as Diana Prince. She had this awesome invisible jet, which was very practical since she herself could fly. Her weapon’s of chocie were the lasso of truth, her super powered bracelets, and her “cans of destiny” http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/gohabs/wonder_woman.jpg Wonder Woman may be the most immitated charcter of all time http://www.mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/funny_wonder-woman.jpg but none will ever top the original. http://www.carollyne.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wonderwoman.jpg Oh wonder woman, where have you gone? This world needs you now, more than ever, and so do I. If not Wonder Woman, we’d all be lucky to settle for the chick who played her, Lynda Carter http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/kjv31/7782/lynda_carter_poster.jpg Now, who wouldn’t mind seeing her in a pair of Daisy Dukes?
Let the voting begin, and please leave comments if you vote, otherwise, what the hell is the point?
I gotta go Wonder Woman on this one. I admit, when ever I see a chick spin around real fast, or hear a noise that sounds like that Na-Na-Na-Na-Na sound she did when she turned into wonder woman, or did anything bionic, I have this Pavlovian response and get more than a little aroused. This is why I can’t be around whenever someone is trying to start an old lawn mower, at least not while wearing sweat pants.
Wonder Woman! Won-der woman! Wonder Woman!
On a side note: Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard may have been a goofy redneck, but you gotta like the guy. The reason he had cutoff sleaves was a tribute to his favorite ballplayer- Ted Kluszewski of the Cincinnati Reds. He also had a brief stint as a congressman. What committee did he serve on? transportation of course.
Daisy is gonna be the clear cut winner here Thomas boys….
she’s such a cool chick, hot as a mid-summer day in Georgia, and loves to get rough…..
the NEW Wonder Woman wouldn’t make this a contest at all: MEGAN FOX…. there’s a pic floating around the “internets” of her at the casting call….
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Former Ohio State football star Maurice Clarett writes that he’s blogging from prison so others will learn from his wrong decisions.
The tailback who led the Buckeyes to the 2002 national championship is in the Toledo Correctional Institution on his 2006 conviction for aggravated robbery and carrying a concealed weapon.
“There’s no need to talk to a reporter these days. I am my own newspaper. I am my own editor. I am my own censor. I am able to put things into the proper context,” he writes in an entry dated Feb. 28. “I am able to control the content and I am educated enough to accurately express myself. I am able to distinguish to people in a unique fashion that football is just something that I do. Football is not Maurice Clarett.”
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Time in prison was necessary due to my actions but it’s my personal belief that I can use my celebrity to assist more people in so many creative ways that I’ve come up with than to occupy this cell at $25K per year.
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– Maurice Clarett
He’s serving at least 3½ years for a holdup outside a Columbus bar and a highway chase months later that ended with police finding loaded guns in his SUV.
In his blog, Clarett says he’s taking courses through Ohio University and is interested in public speaking when he is released. He writes that he is blogging in the hopes he can reach others before they make the kind of choices that landed him in a prison cell.
“Instead of entertaining people with my life, I am using certain events to educate, inspire and help others make conscious choices so they can avoid circumstances like this. It is easy to say that I messed up my life and show pictures while creating a storyline for entertainment, but it does nothing for humanity as a whole,” Clarett writes. “That’s good for water cooler conversation, but it does nothing for the young men who didn’t make it to the NFL and have no future in college and are looking to the streets for an outlet.
“Time in prison was necessary due to my actions but it’s my personal belief that I can use my celebrity to assist more people in so many creative ways that I’ve come up with than to occupy this cell at $25K per year,” he writes.
Clarett doesn’t have computer access in prison. His mother tells The Columbus Dispatch he phones the blog entries to relatives, who post them.
In a passage replying to comments made on his blog, Clarett says his time in prison has taught him valuable lessons.
“Surviving the game of life is drastically different than surviving the 4th quarter of the Fiesta Bowl,” he writes. “Remaining sane while being locked down twenty-three hours a day during the beginning of my incarceration built character and revealed to me what I was really made of. Respect me and the viewers of this blog by bringing something constructive and positive so someone else can possibly change their life.”
Wait a minute Maurice, the above article said you don’t have internet access. Is this really you? Or better yet, did you bust out? If you did, give me a call, that is, if you still have that cell phone you jacked. I’d love to do a one on one interview for both our blogs. I’ll even dress up like Katie Couric.