Am I hot?

The votes are in. It was a whopper of a turnout, but I figure it’s been long enough, so we will proceed as planned. Today we make history, with the first ever, in a new series of debates. ‘Am I Hot?’ It’s pretty simple. We come up with a person, who may, or may not be hot, and publicly debate whether they are indeed hot, or useless to society. I think this will help change a lot of peoples lives. So lets begin.

Casey Anthony: Am I Hot?

Now, this chick may, or may not be the worst person in the world, and should die a slow painfull death. This debate is not over whether she killed her baby, if she is insane, or if she even deserves to breathe air. This debate, is to decide what I feel a lot of folks may have been wondering. If she is in fact hot. So lets digress.

The news media pretty much just shows the one side of Casey Anthony. The baby killing nut-job that she is. Most of the pics of her on the news are of her in handcuffs, in a mug-shot, or in court. Other than Courtney Love, and O.J., it’s hard to look hot in court. What they don’t show you, is the other side of miss Anthony. The liquored up slut, who has been passed around by more mexicans than a home-made green card. So I think it’s only fair, for the good of society, that we tell both sides of the story, and not focus on her actions, but what really matters. Is she hot?

Let’s see: http://z.hubpages.com/u/458035_f520.jpg Patriotic-check, slutty-check, but she looses major points for the Florida gators thing, and the douche in the background, who seems to be sodomizing a giant stuffed bear.

http://media.myfoxorlando.com/photogalleries/072908caseypics/1/imgLg/1.jpg Cleavage-check, drunk-check, slutty friends-check. Again looses points for the dudes she’s with.

http://www.baynews9.com/images/news/2008/7/25/lganthony725.jpg Super tight hoodie-check, looking good despite the whole “arrested in front of the whole world” thing-check. Those two are hard to pull off, but she has nailed it.

http://humbleopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/c2.jpg Again, slutty-check, giving free passes to steal second-check, but looses some points for more douchebags feeling her up.

http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/b-casey-anthony-lays-s-4235ab0f1765.jpeg  Decent abs-check, mixed drinks-check, pole dancing-check, mate.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/26/l_3cf3f4d8fba24bfaa73e0c8d559881c5.jpg Naughty outfit-check.

http://www.lesliestar.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/casey-anthony-toilet.jpg Binge drinking-check.

 

But then there’s this: http://thedailybs.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chefcasey.png 

http://investigation.discovery.com/blogs/criminal-report/casey_anthony_full_coverage/timeline/images/casey-anthony-mugshot.jpg Smeared eyeliner, that’s sooo Tammy Faye baker-check.

http://bigmouthmom.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/casey2.jpg Sporting the butch hairdo, while peeing in a parking lot-check

http://wdbo.com/images/2008/07/casey_anthony_072908_wave_m.jpg Giving shout-outs during your arraignment for killing your daughter-check.

Well, there you have it. Remember, it’s not about whether or not she is guilty, or whether she is pure evil, or just immature white trash. The issue we need to decide, for the good of the nation, is if she is hot. Let’s hear what you have to say. Don’t just vote, make an argument on the comments.