That’s gay

Has everyone seen the commercials already? Some kids are joking around, minding their own business, when one of them refers to something as “gay“. Shortly thereafter, an ever help-full C-list celebrity informs them of how hurtfull, and inappropriate it is to use the word ”gay” or ”retarded” in that Context, and then proceeds to turn it around on them. Said C-list celebrity then proceeds to describe the offending High School kids, when they are describing something dumb. Oh’ what a power-full lesson that is. It really sends a strong message. one can’t help but sit back and think about their actions. The only problem is, it’s gay. Who gives a shit, if I see something i think is gay, and refer to it as that? Is it inappropriate? Maybe. Is it fun? Absolutely. Do we really need to worry about what words everyone uses? Are we gonna make the world that much better? Trying to push ones views on other people, who do not ask for their input, is gay. So what if a word is found hurt-full by some. It’s not like people are actually singling out homosexuals, and verbally assaulting them. The word gay still has meaning besides homosexual right? If you are picking on someone who has done no harm to you, and trying to demean them with words (like the C-list celebs do to the kids in the commercials), you are out of line. if someone pisses you off, and you call them gay, it’s all good. People are still entitled to live their life the way the want. We can all say whatever words we want to say. It may not always be clean, or respect-full, but we do have freedom of speech. Not saying what you want to say, is a slap in the face to all our founding fathers, and the men and women who gave their lives for our freedom. If Abe Lincoln saw those commercials today, he would think Wanda Sykes was gay. Not so long ago, I received a few hate messages, because i wrote a blog entitled “In the Land of Retards” Nobody in my story was actually retarded, in fact it was actually what I thought to be a clever play on words from the title of the movie ‘In the Land of Women’. Some lady, who claims to have special needs children really laid in to me, and I felt bad. I don’t refer to people with handicaps as “retarded”. I would never do that. I only say “gay” or “retarded” for people I don’t like. There’s a difference, and in my mind, it’s all good. If I have offended anyone by using the word retarded, I am actually sorry. i really am. Some of us think differently than other people do, and you know what? That’s totally fine. Now, those who try to tell me what I can and can’t say, are gay. I guess the whole point of the commercial is to express tolerance for those who are different than you. Shouldn’t the ever-helpfull, super tolerant be a little more tolerant of the less tolerant like myself? We don’t need to be bigots, or racist, though those groups do help ad spice to life, and are entitled to live how they want. Don’t be a asshole to other people, and let those of us that are dicks live our own life.
In the immortal words of Gary, from Team America “We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Ilis an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

In other news, the Columbus nightlife, is about to take off! Word has just been announced, that the greatest star in music today, is coming to town, and I am bouncing off the walls with joy. As long as I can remember, I’ve dreamed about seeing this act live. Now, my dream is one step closer to coming true. Ladies and Gentleman, Steve Winwood is coming to Columbus! Oh the nights I’ve laid awake in bed, imagining how awesome it would be if I were at a Steve Winwood concert. I’ve decided that from now, until the concert, I am going to walk around town singing Steve’s hit song ‘Higher Love‘ as loud as I can, and then see how long it takes for me to get my ass kicked. The over under on how long it takes for me to get a public ass beating, is 14 minutes. Any takers?