Chris gets with the times!

Congrats ladies and gentleman! I am on facebook! I know, it’s a huge deal. I’ve spent the better part of the last 4 years making fun of all you buttholes who use myspace and facebook, like a bunch of gay korean teens, but now I have caved. I’ve already noticed huge changes in my life. this social networking thing is amazing!  In the last 16 hours, I have “confirmed my marriage to my wife (though it is yet to be consumated), poked my wife (not as fun as in real life, by a huge margin) became friends with one of the sluttiest chicks from High School, and asked some dude to be my friend, who I actually hate, and would like to see deported, but he had a picture of him carrying an assault rifle, so I felt compelled. These are amazing times. For a long time, I fought off things like facebook, kicking and screaming. I have been documented as saying that anyone who uses facebook, or myspace, after they have seen a real girls boobs, needs sent straight to Guantanamo. Well, those fat cats in D.C. are closing Guantanamo, so I needed to change. My wife, spends countless hours on “the book”. I also hate it when people say “the book” I believe when a guy says “the book” in refference to facebook, what he is actually saying is he likes cock. I can’t blame my wife, she’s just doing what all women with free time, and access to the internets do. Talk about vaginas. So, I too, am here to talk about vaginas, and do other internetty things. If anyone has any good stories, wants to be my friend, or has pictures of their vagina, please look me up on facebook. I’ll be the one who’s trying to get people to join my cause “Kill the Pandas”.