Beaten to the punch

I had bold plans for this blog in 2009. I wasn’t planning a total make-over, but I had a few key changes in mind. Some of the things that got us here were still going to be used. Like, WWYRB?, hockey talk, bitching about the reds, and my intense hatred of that fake christian pride-filled penis fart Tim Tebow. I stick with what works, and don’t want to risk offending the 14 people who read this blog. However, I was ready to add some spice. Some of my new themes will stick around. I’m planning on a new series “Great Moments in Binge Drinking” to fill the void left by the “Great Moments in Tailgating history” Series, until football season comes back. I plan on doing some product reviews, for just about anything new that tickles my fancy. I may do stories about my sex life, or in-depth looks at stupid people in my everyday life. A series when I pretty much just call-out real life people we know, and try and ruin their life.  A pretty sweet lineup, ya gotta admit. However, there was one new feature I was the most excited about, and someone has beaten me to the punch. The star of my new blog lineup was going to be a new series entitled, “Am I Hot?” In which we can all opnely debate, and decide whether certain people are, or are not hot. It was going to answer a lot of questions, and add to the quality of life of mankind. Instead, the hit NBC show ‘The Office’ has stolen my theme. The other night, I’m not sure if it was a re-run, since my thursday is usually filled with college football, hockey, or filling paper bags with dog poo. They had an entire office debate on weather or not Hillary Swank, (the chick from the Clint Eastwood movie about the chick boxer) was hot, or just pretty. Half the episode was dedicated to just that, and the debate that decided it. It was my whole bit, and they stole it. I’m not sure how, but NBC has found a way to crack into my brain, and steal my thoughts. I thought I was just paranoid, and then at the one shitty awards show my wife was watching, they zoomed in on the blonde chick from ‘Mad Men’s’ boobs. Exactly what I would have done. Then, they announced they were going to add games to the lineup of NBC hockey broadcasts, all in HD. Now, there is no doubt, the wise folks over at NBC, or General Electric are reading my thoughts. What we need to decide, is whether we can still press on with the “Am I hot?” series. It’s basically gonna be a feature on one person, of debateable fame, and we can discuss openly, whether they are hot. There will be valid cases, for, and against hotness, and voting, to decide once and for all, whether these people are actually hot. It will be completely useless, as all things are here, and might get me sued. So what I need to do, before we cn vote on whether people are hot or not, is vote on whther we should press on, or scrap the idea entirely, and let NBC win. The same bastards who made my shitty microwave, and aired the show ‘Blossom’. Should we let them win, or do we press on, for the greater good of stupidity?