Big Ten’s Finest

This has been as amazing of a college football season as any in recent years. A wide open field for the BCS title, and the Heisman trophy, is making this season one for the ages. Above all else, one story stands tall. Not the crazy upsets. Not the freshman jumping onto the scene all around the land. Not “who has the best confrence, the big-12 or the NUT-SEC. Nor has it been the controversies in the ranking system. The story that will forever represent this age of sports history, is Charissa Thompson changing her hair color. The lady who put’s the hot in Big Ten Network (look for it, it’s there) has gone from a smokin blonde, to a sultry brunette, and the sports world is a buzz. Because of this great story, I can think of no better way to honor her than to make her a contestant in the ever popular, ‘Who Would You Rather Bang’ series. This is a first for us. One person, being both contestants. I’ve scoured the history books, and the only time anything like this has happened, was on ‘Billy Madison’ when they debated between Michelle Phieffer, and Jack Nicholson, and it had to be broken down between 1976 Jack Nicholson, and Jack Nicholson today. This is way more than a sub category here, it’s the real deal, and I hope Charissa is up for it. Sadly, there is some early 90’s skank bikini model also named Charissa Thompson, so finding pics of her on the web has been tough. Due to my chronic masturbation thing, this has become almost impossible, but I press on, so here we go.

Blonde Charissa Thompson vs. Brunette Charissa Thompson. A showdown for the ages winner takes on Charissa Thompson in glasses next week!

Blonde Charissa Thompson, is what made her famous. http://www.bigtennetwork.com/UserFiles/Image/Show_logos/fnt_charissa_web.jpg and seems to be the version with the most pics on the internet. http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/content/Image/07-22-2008/Charissa-Thompson.jpg Charissa has lead us through a lot of great memories. She was there when Appalachian State took down Michigan in the Big House. She was there to tell us, “no word yet on the extent of Beanie Wells’ injury”. She was there when the age old question “would a MLB All-Star game Red Carpet show be the gayest thing ever”. http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0716/pg2_fox_reporter_300.jpg She was there to let us know that ‘Big Ten Friday Night Tailgate’ actually had no tailgating. http://www.bigtennetwork.com/assets/default/thompson-hall.jpg

Brunette Charissa Thompson, is a feast for the eyes. But very difficult to track down on any of the internets. http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr136/kevikim/brunette.jpg She gave us a short run, but what a run that was. We barely had time to wonder if Brunette Charissa Thompson was the new hottest reporter, and then she was gone. Only to be replaced by a slightly less hot, dirty blonde Charissa Thompson. A sort of half breed mix, not equal to either of the two parts that made her, but hot none the less. Brunette Charissa steamed up our televisions with that ‘hot for teacher’ kinda thing. When she paired the new hair color with those glasses, we all forgot their was even a football game goin on behind her. She will be missed, but hopefully will return someday soon. After all, the Buckeyes were undefeated during Brunette Charissa’s reign.

I also found a nice little site that breaks down a sort of WWYRB match-up between Charissa, and Erin Andrews, with a lot of cool vids, and even, wait for it….a Jay Bruce video! http://theangryt.com/?p=869 We all know Charissa isn’t quite ready to take on Erin in a Who Would You Rather Bang showdown, but she’s gaining an edge in my book.

No matter which Charissa you choose, we all know in our heart of hearts, the Big Tens Finest, is THE Ohio State Buckeyes. This guy sums it up pretty good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bjvKC0LCjo&feature=related