Whats wrong with you, America?
October 29, 2008
Not to dwell too much on the whole, everything I love, or want is doomed thing. But about a week ago, I complained about political ads. I know there is no way they are going away, with record breaking spending, this final week should be nothing but. All I wanted was to keep them out of sports. But it’s now getting worse. Expecting my Phillies (whom I’ve rooted for, for well over 2 days now) to finally get a chance to close this thing out. Instead i get a 30 minute long Obama commercial. Really? Is that necessary? Why not take the money spent on this campaign, and buy New Orleans or something. I especially like the parts where the candidates rip their opposing party, repeatedly, then tell us how they will be bipartisan. Just give us baseball, and shut the hell up. All candidates, have the decency to stay out of sports programming.
My real concern’s for America run much deeper. Within the past week, I have had a cold, and installed a battery back-up sump pump. Because of these two things, I bought cold medicine, and battery acid aka sulfuric acid. I was forced to present identification at the time of purchase for one of these items. Which do you think it was. The small box of cold medicine? Or, the 1 gallon of sulfuric acid? That’s right, America has finally gotten so fucked up, that anyone can buy sulfuric acid, but you need a drivers license to buy cold medicine. I realize, we are pumping put meth labs left and right, and meth heads use cold medicine to make their goods, but do we need to card dudes buying one box of Dayquil? If someone needs to get a buzz so bad, that they need to go and buy cold medicine one box at a time, at several stores, just to make enough meth to get high, I say let them do it. They show dedication and ingenuity. Perhaps the only thing worse than a country that cards it’s citizens who try to buy cold medicine, is a country that lets a person like me buy sulfuric acid, and doesn’t think twice. I pee in people’s drinks. A lot. Now I know I can buy sulfuric acid at Lowe’s. Imagine the possibillities for revenge whenever anyone pisses me off, or just bothers me. Go ahead you bastards, say something about my Buckeye’s now.
this country is very messed up… case in point…
Obama, if he does win the presidency Tuesday (God help us), couldn’t even pass the background check to be his own secret service agent (his associations with william ayers and reverand wright would disqualify him)…. unreal…
on a side note, anybody see TJ Housmanzadeh guarantee “2 wins” for the Bengals this season…. huh?? am I missing something?? I thought there were 8 games left for these idiots… shouldn’t he be trying to win out??? just another LOSER comment from a franchise with a LOSER mentality…..
Wow, another ignorant comment about the elections. I don´t give a shit who a person votes for as long as they take the fucking time to actually read up on the candidates. Imagine the average person you know and then remember that half the people in our country are dumber than that. What half are you in ¨Lynch?¨ Cheney pals around with a homo (his daughter) what does that mean? The Bush family pals around with the Saudis (Bin Laden´s family) what is the significance of that? Clinton was ¨fuck buddy¨ with an ugly intern. McCain was good buds with Charles Keating. I pal around with joejitsue and ctgobucks. Admittedly that probably would disqualify me from ever running for or being president. So who cares if Obama was friends, still is friends, or is an acquaintence of William Ayers and the Rev. Wright? If that is what you base your vote on then you are a complete moron. Get a brain or least admit what you really are…
I agree with One at a time – wanna meet outside Mr. Lynch?
Right on my brother, One at a Time. Who care that the pastor of the church I have went to 500 times has said repeatedly “Dam America and the White Man.” Or that I hang with a guy who said “the only thing I did wrong was not bomb enough.” Or that I have given ACORN 280,000 dollars to register Mickey Mouse and Tom Sawyer. Or that I hang with a professor who once worked for the PLO who wants to destroy Israel. After all I am the HOPE.
Lynch you are a dick. I am Barak’s chief strategist, and have been since he took his seat on the senate. So what if my strategy for him was to do nothing of substance, lay low, and gain attention. So what if our plan was to vote on nothing that could be used against us in th future, if the political winds were to shit. So what if I had him decline votes on anything controversial. So what if I have boosted him far above his accomplishments on speaches and timing alone. So what if I have been quoted numerous times as saying, this would be our only chance to run for president, since we’ve spent our entire time in office, campaigning for a higher office. So what if I have been quoted as saying we would never get re-elected to the senate, and would be forgotten in four years, if we hadn’t run this time. None of this means he won’t be a kick ass president.
Hey Barak. If you win, is it cool if I sell the house? I’m having a few legal problems, and could really use the cash.
What’s wrong with Charles Keating? I called that meeting, I stood up for him, and hell I even brought Tang, and I’ve been campaigning for Obama all year. Did you know I was the only member of the Keating 5 to pee in space. Holla!
Hey John Glenn. Do they still make Tang? That stuff was awesome, and I would kill for one about now. I would be willing to trade you one McRib, for a can of Tang powder.
Tang was some good stuff. I would not give up any Tang for a McRib, or even a whole bag of McRibs. Not a good trade. Wow, this blog is heating up.
CT, you f-ing traitor!! How dare you say Tang was “awesome”. Think about all the great times we had together growing up. I am voting for Obama, he still loves Kool Aid. Insert joke here.