Victory!

Let me be the first to say, my Phillies got screwed. The rules clearly state, that if the game is past the middle of the fifth, and the conditions do not allow the game to be finished, whomever is winning at the time the game is postponed, is the victor. The phillies were winning. Right. It had been raining for hours, right? The field was completely un-playable, and there was no point going on. Right? So why are we waiting, a day, then two days, to play 3 innings af baseball? I had put my heart and soul, into rooting for the phillies. Some of us have been Phillies fans for almost an entire day, now we have to wait? How long must our drought last? This can only mean one thing. I am the most powerful person alive. 24 hours ago, when I jumped ship, from the Rays, to the Phillies, the series was all but over. Philadelphia was going to taste victory, everything was going their way, and then. I started rooting for them. It has become quite obvious, that by me just cheering for a team, is a death sentence. Clearly, I have some magical powers that effect everything. I say the superbowl is going to be a joke, to take New England, and the over. New York Wins. I say take OSU, they fall to pieces. I pick the Tigers to win it all. They suck. I say they are going to beat the Diamondbacks in the series, Arizona never even makes the playoffs (they cursed themselves the second Adam Dunn put on that uniform). The Dodgers, steamroll the cubs, and I pull for them, out in 5 games. A week ago I start rooting for Tampa, their bats go cold. Pretty much everyhthing I touch goes to shit. I am hereby whoring myself out to both Obama, and McCain. I have a favorite already, but am willing to vote for the other person, just to get them to lose. Which ever candidate, or his supporters present me with the best offer, I will vote for the other guy, assuring a defeat. It’s not like I started rooting for Philly, and they merely lost. The game turned into a slop bucket, the rays tied it up at the last possible playable second, and then the game was suspended. And the suspended again. The main goal was to prolong the series, and now it will go on at least til wednesday. A world series has never been suspended before. Clearly, I suck so bad, that anything I pull for is doomed. It’s not looking real good for the McRib right about now. Oh well, at least my three new favorite sports teams are in for a big finish to their season. Alabama, Penn State, and the Dallas Cowboys. I love those bastards, and am going to root for them now.