Transformers WWYRB
October 7, 2008
I’m a little dissapointed in myself that it has taken this much time for me to come up with this. Ever since the shitty Ohio sports teams Who Would You Rather Bang thing, I’ve started thinking about my lifes other passions that could translate into a WWYRB debate. Not gonna do one with my wife or McRibs, but there is a whole lot of other things I spend time talking about, that could be worth discussing in another WWYRB. Transformers for example. It’s been on HBO a lot in recent weeks, and I gotta admit there is some hot chicks in there. So we’ll keep this one short and sweet. A showdown of the two hot chicks from the movie transformers. I may even throw a dude in for the ladies. One blonde. One Brunette. Toe to toe. Boobie to boobie. here we go.
Rachael Taylor, the blond. A tasmanian devil if ever I’ve seen one. Born in Tasmania Australia, this is one hot shrimp on the barbie. http://www.rachaeltaylor.org/photos/2008/Donna-Karan-Collection/full/rachaeltaylor1.jpg She got to spend most of the movie hanging out with the token black dude of the movie, Anthony Anderson, http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/2/transformers-caught.jpg who added some great comic relief. She also got to shoot a gun, in the same scene as Jon Voight http://beldar.blogs.com/beldarblog/2007/07/Rachel_Taylor.jpg which is cool cause Bert Reynolds got to do that once too. This slender blonde hottie should get quite the boost in her career, after a kick ass movie like this. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f6/Rachael_Taylor_Transformers_Sydney_Premiere_Crop.jpg/314px-Rachael_Taylor_Transformers_Sydney_Premiere_Crop.jpg
Her opponent, Megan Fox, may not have been able to shoot guns with Jon Voight, but she did get to ride in a transformer. http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/ps3/megan_fox_01.jpg Not sure where she comes from, and really don’t care, cause she’s pretty hot, and that’s really all this competition is about anyway. http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/megan.fox-boobs.jpg Unlike her opponent, she’s gotten a lot of attention from the press. http://cdn.maximonline.com/girls/megan_fox/megan-fox-gm_l1.jpg She also appears to be a big fan of the pasties, which hold a special place in my heart. http://www.newcelebspics.com/Megan_Fox3/Megan_Fox14.jpg Really the only thing keeping this race close, is the fact that she dates the one dude form 90210 http://www.foxmegan.org/images/megan_fox%20-%2050.jpg
That last little tidbit levels the playing field a bit. We’ll see who prevails. Let the voting begin.
Oh wait, I promised something for the ladies. Optimus Prime http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/real-peterbilt-optimus-prime.jpg and here http://www.spicepuppy.com/2007/07/transformers_optimus.jpg Hard to imagine that dude is a trucker.
Vs.
Burt Reynolds http://www.johnnygoodtimes.com/archives/dumbass_burt_reynolds_dumb_ass.jpg Who may not have ot to be in the first movie, but he can transform into a love machine http://www.adrants.com/images/burt_reynolds_directv.jpg
Good luck ladies!
I would have to eliminate Megan Fox from the running. Yes she is hot, but to bang douchebag Brian Austin Green from my show 90210 cannot be overlooked. Ian Zering….maybe (he did drive a Corvette to high school, after all).
The ladies get to choose between dominant trucker mecha-sex and the original mean machine. I hope the girls are ready for a good rogering either way. Bring the lube, its gonna get rough.
I’m headed to the Peach Pit later if anyone wants to hang out and get a sundae.
Burt Reynolds today or 1070s Burt Reynolds?
How old was Burt Reynolds in 1070???
Rachael Taylor. yeah i would rather bang that.
Trentonio makes a return for WWYRB. Good to hear from you again, Trentonio. How are things in Sugar Creek Twp?
I can only assume Sarah meant 1970’s Burt Reynolds. She must have been flustered while typing, after seeing that her teen crush Jason Priestley signed in as a blogger.
I’m going to have to go with banging Megan Fox, in the backseat of a transformer, but not that gay convertible, with the voice of a black man. If I couldn’t bang her, I’d have to take today Burt Reynolds.
Hey CT, let me know how Brian Austin Green tastes.
is anybody watching the new Knight Rider??? I’d bang the chick on that show before these two skanks…. she’s amazing….
P.S. I think Brain Austin Green is a bigger dueche than Nick Lachey… if that’s even possible?
Who reading this blog has teased the author about his fear of E.T.? I need some detailed information about how this deep-rooted fear came to be, and how I can reverse its effects.
I choose not to tease CT about his fear of ET, as fear of ET should be treated as a disease. There should be medical benefits, special medication and a long treatment program associated with the fear of a 1982 alien that looks like Mr. Hankey the christmas pooh’s older more decrepid brother. CT went to see this movie at the american mall theater in 1982 when he was three years old, and he hasn’t been the same since. Getting attacked by a black bear a few years later didn’t help his psyche, either.
Yes, I am afraid of E.T. and E.D. and birds. thats it though. Just those 3. E.T. should die. That little bastard has scared me my whole life, and I’m not affraid to admit it. I do love reeses pieces though. Those things are great.
I have proudly teased CT over this many times over the years. It is quite hilarious and simply a small payback for the trauma that has been induced in my lifetime.
Like being teased about Elida Football