Save the panda’s

I’m a little distracted, Transformers is on in HD, and the search querries that lead people to the blog today were pretty sweet. Here they are.

beijing women’s beach volleyball pussy	2
beach volleyball paraguay	2
u.s.womens voleyball, gold	2
keshia knight pulliam racey pictures	2
2008 summer olympics canadian women’s be	1
olympic ladies beach volleyball	1
olympic volleyball crotch shot	1
womens beach volleyball hot

 Stay classy internetters.

I know I’ve watched more olympic coverage than an most of the countries in the olympics, and I expect to get an honorary medal for it. The whole time, I’ve been expecting to see waay too much of certain things. For instance, those retarded little “dragon” things the chinese like to have, where a bunch of people run around underneath a big paper dragon, pretending the dragon is flying. It’s on almost every movie depicting a chinese parade, and luckilly NBC has gone easy on the gay dragon thing. One thing they have not spared us on, is the damned panda bears. For some reason, everyone thinks these things are cute. http://www.chinaodysseytours.com/tours/pictures/promotional-9-days-Sichuan-and-Tibet-Exploration-Tour/daybyday/panda-bear-d.jpg They may be, but macully caulkin was once cute as well, and we’ve all moved on from that. Panda’s are freaks of nature, who can’t survive on their own. Pandas are like regular bears with downs syndrome. For decades humans have been fighting the natural course of nature, and kept the panda bears alive. They can’t even breed on their own, as we’ve had to turn to artificial insimination. They showed a story on a special preserve for the panda’s. it’s basically designed exactly like their natural habitat, and their is little human interaction, and no predators, or any other threats to the panda’s. The panda’s are still dying. These bastards have pretty much given up on life as a species entirely, it’s time we let nature run it’s course. Panda’s also smell. If you’ve ever been around a person who has given up on life, panda’s smell just like them, except panda’s can’t wipe their own asses, and don’t know what a shower is, so they smell worse. All pandas do is sit around eatong bamboo. This has caused bamboo flooring to be waay overpriced. Pandas sit and chew on bamboo all day long, waiting for us to impregnate them. Even with all our help, they are still going extinct. We all love to talk about how smart Charles Darwin was, and then we go and defy him by milking the pandas through life. We need to move on. If panda’s were lazy american kids, their parents would eventually kick them out of the basement and make them get a job. If they were humans, they would be dead by now. Everyone has that cousin or uncle who used to be the party animal, but is just a big loser now. He pertty much keeps wasting away in life, his parents have long since cut him off, but your dad or cousin still feels the need to help him out because he used to score him beer in high school. Even that comes to an end at some point, and he ends up face down in a ditch somewhere dead. Pandas are the semi-retarded party animal uncle who never grew up of the animal kingdom. Why do we have to keep them around. Yeah, they are cute, and won’t eat us, but has anyone ever thought about eating them? Chances are they are delicious. I know we all feel like we’ve failed if the pandas go extinct. It’s gonna happen anyway, let it go. Don’t we have enough problems to worry about, besides the pandas? The Dodo birds were pretty sweet, but they’re gone, and we’ve all gotten over that one. passenger pigeons were the party animal of the pigeon family, and they’re all gone too. We got over that. It’s not like pandas are cool like saber toothed tigers, I could see trying to keep them around, those things were badasses. Pandas pretty much just suck. The difference between a stuffed animal panda, and the real thing, is everyone can buy a stuffed panda for like 20 bucks, you have to pay at least twice that much to see one in the zoo, and that only lasts a few minutes and they smell. My dog is lazy and chews on sticks all the time, he’s just like a panda, except if he still had his nuts, he would breed, and his species would survive without countless man-hours, and dollars aiding him along. Other than being the mascot of a shitty chinese fast food chiain, is there really any purpose to having the pandas around? I’m not saying we need to hunt them down and kill them, those efforts should be saved for the sharks. Just let nature take it’s course, and we can all put our efforts into saving a species that has a chance, like the single mom stripper.