quick hits

Does anyone know why they always give some random crazy number to the track athletes? The dude whi wins the distance race is alway like number 1537 or something. Does anyone get a cool number like 9 or 28? I’m gonna go buy a croatia track jerseyy number 1224. I tuned in to some womens team handball action the other night. It was after midnight, and on cable so I was expecting it to be a lot more erotic. It was still pretty sweet, and I thought it would be a fun sport to play, until I saw the men playing it. Those dudes are badasses, and I wouldn’t stand a chance. I would get hit in the nuts with the ball and that would be it. How drunk were the people who voted on the events that make up the modern pentathalon? Has anyone seen this? It’s like running, swimming, horse jumping, ping-pong and drive-by shooting.

Congrats to Bryan Clay, who won the Mens Decathalon, and has earned the title of greatest athlete in the world. Lets all hope the future holds a better fate for him, than that of Bruce Jenner. Once the Blue Blocker money ran out, he was relegated to a life of being Kim Kardashians dad.