Yes!

O.K. I was going to blog about all kinds of cool stuff tonight. I had some decent stories, that I was looking forward to sharing with all of you. I even called one person to tell them the news. I rushed home, thinking I would jabble down some crap, and we’d all have a good time. That’s all on hold. I log on, only to find out, that the Marine Biologist’s guild of america is now pissed at me. Apparently, me telling a bunch of midwesterners that sharks are going to eat them, has dissrupted the delicate balance of life in our oceans. Apparently, the lobster tank at the Red Lobster by my house dosn’t count as an “aquarium”. Apparently Joey Lawrence, ruled the set of Blossom. Since this apparently is such a hot button issue, I thought I’d leave it simmer for another day. We’re getting close to 200 hits on the whole shark blog thing. I want to let my retard army have their full say in this matter. Beside’s, only one person can decide who’s right on the whole sharks thing, between myself, and the science club, and that person is Clay Aiken. This marks the first time in our short history, where, either myself, or any of the loyals has pissed off a total stranger to the point, they had to let us know about it. Personally, I’m more than a little dissapointed. Not that our little world of idoacy has been stumbled upon by outsider’s. I welcome that, keep it coming. What has me upset, is that it has taken this long. Tonight, as we prepared dinner, we talked about this matter. Last winter when I started this whole trip, I set the over under for an event like this at 4 days. I guess I just don’t have it anymore. had I known sharks were so well thought of, I would have brought this up months ago. So yeah, I got yelled at by some total strangers on the internet, sweet. To top it all off, a total stranger, called me a “fat white kid” on the internet. I have to rank this as the 8th best moment of my life. Right between winning that pie eating contest, and walking in on two of my best friends passed out spooning. So I’ll hold off on the next WWYRB series, the story about having to take an emergency poop in a cornfield in Mt. Sterling OH, and the results of my blood test, for tomorow. how’s that for a cliffhanger? Instead, I invite everyone to hit the message board, and choose a side. Sharks vs jackasses. them vs. Us. I’d also like to take a minute to thank all the haters out there, for brightening up my day. knowing that out there, i got somebody mad enough that they had to log on and tell me what a disservice I am doing, makes it all worthwhile. Apparently sharks aren’t just after peel and eat shrimp, and chicks in bikinis. I also would like to thank the random people who stood up for me. God Bless us everyone. Except the sharks, and people named gary. neither should be trusted. Oh yeah, six all the way, even though she reminds me of Rachel Ray.