Comments on: God Bless America!

By: Betsy Ross

Betsy Ross — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:08:27 +0000

Uh…hello! You left out the part about where John Adams talks about Uncle Al and the BINGO cover-alls at the Gomer Dad´s Club.

By: B

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:43:57 +0000

what is up whith the automaticaly generated links? One would think that this blog would only relate to drunken moments, nudity, sports and general debauchery but I was dissapointed to see that the “Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)” was a link to some baby blog and some random chick’s thoughts about the best holiday of the year.

By: Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:27:34 +0000

Apple Pie is the shit!!!

By: HBO

HBO — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:26:34 +0000

why are you reading a book? we spent $15 million on production you moron…..

By: joe jitsu

joe jitsu — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:16:11 +0000

I’ll volunteer to make the author a fine blend of sunscreen for the weekend, which I will name Crappertone. SPF 900 with corn included, assuming no runs.

Guns and whores? Count me in.

By: Samuel Adams

Samuel Adams — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:38:06 +0000

My cousin is wrong. He meant belles, instead of bell’s. Guns, whore’s, fireworks, and lager. God bless this fine land!

By: John Adams

John Adams — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:36:06 +0000

Oh ye, Oh ye. Let us not turn our backs on the fine whores who turn onto their backs at our bidding.

By: Ben Franklin

Ben Franklin — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:34:19 +0000

Did he say anything about whores?

By: Disgruntled Reds Fan

Disgruntled Reds Fan — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:28:54 +0000

Im currently reading the biography on John Adams, and i just read his diary entry on July 2, 1776, the real day independence was declared by the continental congress. The second president reiterates what you said, only not as eloquent, but foreshadowing what we do on this day:

“The second day of July 1776 will be the most memorable epocha in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations oas the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the Day of Deliverance by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations from one end of this continent to the other from this time forward forever more.”

Okay, so we screwed up on the date, but it is pretty cool that on the day independence was declared, one of our founding fathers predicted that we would take over the entire continent and spend the day becoming a bunch of drunken redneck assholes inventing games like yardgolf and cornhole while blowing off body parts in numerous ways. God Bless America!