Bring on the sox
June 13, 2008
This weekend, my hap-less reds will take on the asshole Boston Redsox. I will be attending, hopefully wearing an Eli Manning jersey, and screaming obsenities, if my wife allows. These two teams couldn’t be farther apart. The reds have no shot this season, unless they start playing by golf rules where the lowest score wins. The redsox should win it all again this year. What the reds need to take this series is a streaker. I will pay one case of delicious Pabst Blue Ribbon beer to anyone who streaks the field at the reds game this saturday. That should do it.
This evening dylan did something that completely blew my mind. Recently he has started flailing his legs and arms about when he laughs. It’s very cute yes, but sometimes he hits himself, and then has a funny look on his face. Sometimes he pushes his bottom lip out, and fights back tears. Daddy usually solves the problem by making him laugh. Tonight he was sitting up, and due to the lack of arm control, he he struck himself in the nads, fairly hard. He didn’t cry, but had the saddest look on his face. How does one explain to his son what just happened. If I had done that to myself, I would have passed out. He took it like a champ though. this makes me wonder, is he just super tough, or is the whole getting hit in the balls thing, just mental? Do we cringe because we know it’s supposed to hurt? Makes ya wonder. This weekend I’m going to just randomly kick people in the groin, working my way down in age until i reach my desired results. I ask all of you to do the same.
Does anyone else watch last comic standing. It’s the only reality show we watch in this house, and it’s great. They have some hilarious comedians, and even better, some really horrible ones as well. They have one more round of open try-outs, I suggest everyone tune in to NBC next thursday. It’s like american idol, where anyone can try-out. For every good comedian, there is a dozen horrible people trying out. No gay judges, this week they had cliff and norm from cheers. As a fan of stand-up comedy, it’s great to watch people who really suck at it.
We were at the game Sunday. ( worst day ever ) To find that Great American Ballpark was overtaken by Boston Fans!!! Where do these people come from? Where were all the Reds fans. We sat in Left Field, and all the way around us were Boston Fans. At one point when the score was 7 to 0 there was a chant of “Lets Go Red Socks” I as pissed!As if it is hard to be cocky when you are up 7 runs anyway.(thats what Steve said) I began to wish I had not stopped drinking during the 5th inning and been so drunk I could have had the courage to kick someones ass! So…..needless to say it was a wasted trip to cinci!
On and as for the whole Dylan punching himself in the sac. Was his diper on? That could have been just enough padding that made everything ok.