Chris breaks the law

This should come as a surprise to no one in particular.  But, yes, I broke the law. Ever hear somebody talking about getting pulled over, and then realizing they forgot to renew their license. Well, I didn’t get pulled over, but I did join that club. So I go and get the mail (   a bird also took a huge dump on our mailbox) and there’s a letter from the state of ohio. Oh shit. My first thought was that it was some kind of jury duty, and i immediately began plotting a way to fake my own death. Instead it was a friendly letter informing me that my license is now expired. As a jackass, I pretty much delegate anything that has to be documented, or is legally binding to my wife. I remember signing the thing to mail in and renew my tags, and registration, and sarah mailed it out, a long time ago. I guess with the baby, and the reds and bengals in peril, it slipped my mind, that I had to renew my license. Now I have to get a whole new license, photo and all. I’ve been refusing to cut my hair until griffey reaches 600, so the picture is going to look like the dude from ‘knocked up’.According to my math, I’m still under the deadline to have to pay a fine. All I should have to do, is pay the fee, get yelled at by an old lady, take a new photo, and be on my merry way. But i did break the law, and should pay the price. Maybe I’ll let someone pull out in front of me at an ntersection.

So we are on the cusp of the greatest event in mankind’s entertainment history. The release of the new Indiana Jones Movie. No more nazi’s, this time it’s the commies, that find themselves at the business end of a bull whip. This could be the first movie since “The Sisterhood of the travelling pants”, that I see in theatres more than twice.

As for todays food/fitness stats. Breakfast -yogurt, Coffee, and O.J.  Lunch -tuna salad, chips. Dinner -Hawaiian pizza, yeunglings. The real breakthrough, was that I had a DIET Dr. pepper. I can feel the pounds just falling off. Now I know how jared from subway feels, without having to visit a bathhouse.  As for the fitness, I did do some sit-ups, I walked rudi for an extended period of time, and I helped a guy load buckets into a truck at work. The buckets don’t sound like much, but I think I finished tearing my rotator cuff, so having to do everything (I mean everything) with only my left arm should help burn extra calories. Since it’s a holiday weekend, any progress I made this past week should get completely wiped out by what I eat and drink this weekend. So unless I manage to kick five pounds eating brats, and ribs, and pounding beers, I think my miracle diet may have to go on a 3 day break.

Also a special thanks to Clay Aiken, for having the best comment posting so far. Well done you magnificent bastard.