Relief

I’ve decided I am going to start entertaining new passions, now that it’s official. The Reds are going to suck pretty bad again this year. I never expected them to do great things, I just figured the other NL central teams would suck bad enough, that a near .500 record would be enough to entertain playoff dreams. Now many people would say, “chris, why don’t you become more active in the community with your extra time?” or “start a running” to this I say, Blah. I’m looking for something cool to do, not live in a state of denial. So far i’ve came up with a few possible baseball replacements. Lawn Darts, Yard work, Yelling at cars for driving too fast, and home brewing, possibly switching to moonshine. Of course the yard work could also switch to growing pot or peyote, but i don’t want to get ahead of myself. So without being like the fat jack-ass bible thumper who claims to be a recovering whatever, I’m searching for a new passion this summer, that will allow me to maintain my soul. I may cut an album. Not sure of the genre, but if anyone has any musical talents, maybe I could ride their coattails. Maybe I’ll start that X rated newsletter i’ve been talking about. Or maybe i’ll write a romance novel. I’ve conquered the hornets in my yard, so that’s gone. All I can do is ponder my future, until football season returns, where I’m sure to be dissapointed yet again. One thing I can do, is bitch and moan about other stupid things happening in everyday life. Such as.

A few congressman/congresswomen who have nothing better to do, are moving to do an investigation into the BCS on anti-trust violations. Now, I’ll be the first to admit the BCS sucks, but the grounds for their  arguments are pretty gay. They hail from Hawaii, Georgia, and Idaho. I didn’t know we allowed congressman from Idaho to talk, but Oh well. Apparently, they are claiming the BCS only caters to the big schools, and doesn’t allow everyone a fair shot at the title. I guess they didn’t notice, that Georgia finished third in the SEC, Hawaii, got destroyed by Georgia, and Boise State, flat out sucks a fat one. I know they won that one great game, but that’s what made it soooo exciting, they had no business being there at all. I’m sooo upset we didn’t give hawaii a chance to play LSU for the title, they were pretty competitive against georgia, who didn’t even make the SEC title game. I’m glad nothing else important is happening in america right now. Thank god we got Social Security, Immigration, Iraq, Taxes, Healthcare, the housing market, the economy, and gas prices taken care of, and now we can move onto the important stuff.

!