The wild ride that was Chris Henry’s career as a bengal has come to an end. After being jailed for assault, and some other stuff, the bengals have finally said ‘no mas’. The judge who set his bail referred to him as a one man crime spree. Apparently he threw a beer through some dudes window, and punched him in the face. Alas it was not fair travis as he has been tracked down, and the wedding is as scheduled, sans Chris. Travis. Your gift is in the mail. Hope you like dish towels. One can only imagine the prison football team of Mike Vick, Maurice Clarett, Ray Caruth, and Chris Henry. Coached of course by art Schliester. Oh well, with every end, there is a new beginning.

Heeeeeere’s Johnny! Johnny Cueto, that is. The reds phenom was one pitch away from being in contention for a perfect game in his MLB debut. What a little bad-ass this dude is. There may not be any blogs for a while, as I plan on heading south this weekend, to be first in line for reds playoff tickets. He was almost un-hittable despite constant rain. I may have to add Johnny Cueto as two more middle names for my boy.

Did anyone watch the Buckeyes? We Won The NIT!!!!! Hey it’s not the big title, but we won something. We’re either #1 or #66 depending how you look at it. Either way the streak is over, second place no more. Paving the way for a buckeyes football championship. Speaking of, Beanie Wells says he’s staying four years. this is no surprise, as everyone plans on staying, until they get projected a top 20 pick. Congrats, though, to the buckeyes basketball team, and Jamar butler in particular. The pride of Shawnee.

It’s been awhile, but I’m bringing it back. The first repeat candidate on “who would you rather bang?” Elliot Spitzer’s call girl blew away the crazy teacher chick, so I thought I’d bring her back for an encore. Lets see if she really is the Johnny Cueto of ‘WWYRB’. This time she takes on another call girl tied up in a political scandal. Michigan Senator Debbie Stabenow’s husband was recently arrested for paying for sex with a call girl. Alycia Martin seen here http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/02/alycia-martin-alleged-pro_n_94706.html though young in age, makes up for it in sheer classiness. She may not have actually had sex with anyone famous, but she did get her name in USA today, which kinda counts. Unlike her counterpart “kristin” http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/12/eliot-spitzers-kristen-_n_91162.html the Spitzer chick, she actually charges rasonable rates. $225 for the full hour, $160 for half, and of course one benjamin for 15 mins. If you read this blog, chances are your just paying for the 15 minutes. I don’t know too much about hookers, but who the hell charges $160 for anything? Her opponent “kristin” the undefeated champ of WWYRB has gained recent attention, after news broke that she had previously been apart of girls gone wild http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv7AHHSCTvY 

will the girls gone wild thing be enough to vault her past her lower priced competitor? find out now. Let the voting begin.