Greener Pastures?

Normally I don’t lower myself to responding to comments left on the message boards. Wait, yes I do. So on with the norm. Some comments have been left, mocking our weather. Am I too mature to comment on this? Of course not. First, and foremost, to anyone living in a city that has advertised airfare’s to that city in Feb. Go Fuck yourself. It was 48 here today, so no freezing of mine, or anyone elses ass was taking place. You may have your pick of baseball to watch now, but the real teams will head back east, and up north in about 3 weeks. Yeah we got some snow, but that snow will someday melt, which will then be used to water my grass? What kind of grass do you have in AZ? Oh that’s right, you don’t. In fact since you are down wind of where they tested A-bombs, not much grows at all. It’s funny how people in AZ CA FL etc. talk trash about the weather, but never say much june-august. Why is that? Look you started this T.J. Do you really want me to finish it? I’ll admit, you guys have in-and-out burger and we don’t. Tens of Thousands of buckeyes are jealous of this, but not the weather. If it makes you feel better to talk trash about the weather, go right ahead, just leave your phone on in July, when I call to tell ya about my kid and I selling “lemon” flavored sno-cones to the kids down the street.

I discovered some of the most amazing things the past few days, I nearly shit myself. After shovelling all that “money” out of my driveway this weekend, my back was pretty well trashed. Normally, when my back is out of whack, I have my wife walk on it, which provides limited relief. Since my wife is 9 month’s prego cracking my back is a breeze, and it stays nice and loose all night long (my back, not my wife). I highly recommend everyone hiring a pregnant chick just for this reason. Did you know they sell Bras where the front part lifts up to expose boob? As a perverted man nearly 29 years old, I’m more than a little pissed about just now finding out about this. Apparently it’s for “nursing” or something. Why isn’t this standard on most model’s of bra’s? It could be the best invention since the gameboy, or shot’s with energy drink inside. This would not only help high school boys everywhere, but think of the benefit to chics with saggy boobs. Plus it’s the most time consuming article of clothing to put back on, which would benefit not only high school chicks who’s parents just got home early, but housewive’s, and hookers with afull schedule as well. Inventor of the open front nursing bra, this Bud’s for you.

Posted on Monday, March 10, 2008 at 08:47PM by CTGOBUCKS | Post a Comment