Not Much On
February 24, 2008
Coming off one of the worst T.V. weekends of the year, I feel let down by the world of sports. In fact, all one has to do is watch sportscenter, for the crap filler they throw at you just take up a whole show. Now I know there was some stuff to watch, Daytona 500, Kelly Pavlik vs. Jermaine Taylor, Kimbo Slice vs. Tank Abbott. Really though, it’s not much to get you by. Witht he exception of about 12 laps of Nascar, and 10 painful minutes of the buckeyes game, my sports highlights ended friday, when the Blue jackets decided to play hockey, and kicked the shit out of the Red Wings. I would have liked to watch the kelly Pavlik fight, anyone fighting in OSU trunks is fine by me. The big talk in the world of fighting though, is Kimbo Slice, made famous by his internet street fights, all over sights like youtube and what not. If you haven’t seen this guy, he looks like a poorman’s CoCo B. Ware. Apparently he easilly defeated former UFC star Tank Abbot, who our own Joe jitsu refers to as a turd. I saw the youtube clip. Bumfights.com has better action than these two posers. Kimbo Slice is one kick to the balls away from playing a villain in the next Steven Segal Movie. He still has crumbs in his beard from the soup kitchen. Did anyone watch the NBA allstar game? If so, Congratulations! You’ve just won a Mark Ecko T-shirt, a beyonce poster, and a free ticket to dipshitville. The NBA Allstar game is the single worst sports event of all time. I do enjoy the Dunk Contest though. Whenever one guy makes a dunk, the crowd all yells OHHHHHHH!!!! and falls into eachother. The scoring criteria is highly advanced. You either have the greatest, or second greatest dunk of all time. Judges can either give you a 9 or a 10, wether you make it or not. I saw a lip of the winning dunk, it was caught in the air, and thrown through the rim, without his hands ever touching the rim. So the winning dunk wasn’t even a dunk. Way to raise the bar NBA. I’m sure the Beyonce performance, and the Justin timberlake vs. Nick Lachey celebrity game was incredible as well. Special thanks to every Ohio State player not named Jamar Butler. It’s got to be hard to progressively get worse throughout the season. Some dude on the radio today said the bad season would help kosta koufos come back next year. Fanfuckingtastic. I say, have fun in Grease Kosta, you worthless bastard. Poor Jamar Butler, the best thing to ever come out of Shawnee High School. He’s actually pretty damn good, he just has to play the entire game. Oh well, big NCAA games this week should lift my spirits.Did anyone see they made a new Knight Rider? the voice of K.I.T.T. is Val Kilmer. His career is really taking off. Between this and the return of Indiana Jone’s this could be the the greatest period in human history. Who didn’t love Knight Rider as a kid? They may have changed the car to a mustang, but I’m sure the emmies will be rolling in. As for Indiana Jones, it’s about time. Who hasn’t swung on a rope, ate out of a monkey’s skull or whipped an arab without humming the theme song to raiders of the lost ark? We may have to consider Indiana as the new baby name.
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Indiana would be the perfect name for any boy or girl, if it werent for that shitty ass state that was named after Indy. In fact, just name the baby Indy and he/she will be the coolest kid in school. If you name the baby Indy I will pay for leather jacket/fedora hat for that kid’s entire life.
February 18, 2008 | Disgruntled Reds Fan
Gilbert Ford takes issue with your “best thing to come out of Shawnee High” comment….
February 18, 2008 | lynch
Tank Abbott is a definite toughguy with hands made of stone. He rose to fame at UFC 6 in 1995, knocking out 400 lb John Matua in 18 seconds. Later that night, he was choked out by russian Oleg Taktarov. Tank sports a 9-14 professional MMA record, which is not that good. His losses have come to some pretty good fighters, though. They include Pedro Rizzo, Vitor Belfort, Don Frye, Maurice Smith, Paul Buentello, Kimo, Frank Mir and Dan Severn. He has some highlight reel knockouts in his nine wins. Tank always gasses out early, and is prone to submissions. He is kind of a turd, but he has a cult following and fears no one.
Kimbo has the size, strength and athletic ability to be great. Elite XC does not have much competition in the heavyweight division, so I’m not sure how he will be tested.
If you name your child Indy I will be disappointed.
February 18, 2008 | joe jitsu
It’s Koko B-Ware, not Coco B. Ware. He’s not a chocolate cereal, CT. I am sad to report that Koko lost his famous pet macaw Frankie in a house fire in 2001. Koko and the late Owen Hart were possibly the greatest tag team ever, “High Energy”. Koko was also the first person to fall victim to the Tombstone Piledriver from The Undertaker. We follow professional wrestling pretty closely up here in Canada.
February 18, 2008 | scott the dick
I’d like to see Gilbert fight the D-bag Kimbo. Scott the dick, thanks for the spell check on coco, my life would have been soooo unfulfilled had I gone on mispelling that. Joe jitsu Congrats on ascending to the level of MMA fanatic. You’re one ‘Tap-out’ bandana away from living in your moms basement. You could be the stump the schwab of the UFC, and then I would start watching.
February 19, 2008 | CTGOBUCKS
Pedro Rizzo, Vitor Belfort, Don Frye, Maurice Smith, Paul Buentello, Kimo, Frank Mir and Dan Severn. Koko and the late Owen Hart were possibly the greatest tag team ever, “High Energy
possible…. Owen fell from 25ft. doesn’t matter he don’t tell a lie. (he is dead) Koko and the late Owen Hart. (OH long live his soul.) The Hardys are and will be the most Explosive thing to watch at the WWE level.?????? Two brothers working together is more than “High Energy” Koko and the late Owen Hart. [are you SERIOUS] (am i the only one the sees the Iroiny) Now for UFC or anything condsidered to be that?????? Have fun with it. WERE ALL IN HELL ANYWAYS???????? “CT This blog is for you”
February 19, 2008 | Trentonio
warning trentonio doesn’t know EGHLISH GRAMMER. Oh yeah fuck your i graudtated from E TOWN
February 19, 2008 | Trentonio
February 19, 2008 | Trentonio
trentonio have you been huffing spraypaint agian. Don’t lie. What color are your lips?
February 19, 2008 | CTGOBUCKS
I’m not going to argue WWE tag teams and their greatness, not a good use of my time. I simply splurged on the facts, seeing that the author of this blog made a Koko B. Ware reference.
Trentonio, lay off the pseudoephederine, iodine crystals and red phosphorus. What the hell is E TOWN, anyways? Is that a new boy band where you are from, and are you the member that is yet to come out of the closet?
February 19, 2008 | scott the dick
Scott the dick has been extra pissed off since that time terrence and phillip tag team farted on his head. I’d watch out, they call him scott the dick for a reason.
February 19, 2008 | CTGOBUCKS
Was the koko pile driver in a tag team match, solo match, or did it happen backstage? Enquiring minds want to know. I also think Koko should be in China’s next sex tape.
February 19, 2008 | CTGOBUCKS