Big matchup
February 24, 2008
Big moves by the Cavs. Not really, but at least wally, Joe Smith, and Big ben are actual players. I can’t believe anyone would trade for Drew Gooden, and Larry Hughes. Not that any of these guys are worth too much, but I think this gives the Cavs a chance. We all saw what Lebron can do last year, now maybe he’ll have some help. If not they can alway draft Jamar Butler. I do like Wally Sczerbiak. Once while he was in Miami, we tried to steal one of his kegs. It was a perfect plan. My drunk assed friends would steal the keg, I would stick behind and beat up Wally Sczerbiak, if he tried to stop us. It turned out he was much larger than me. Apparently when confronted by a future NBA 3 guard, my defense mechanism is to point out my friends as they made their escape, and then try and make it up to them later on with Hardees. No 6′ 8″ 235 lb. Polocks were harmed in this story.
My wife went to a breast feeding class tonight, and did not want me to come along. What’s up with that? That’s right in my wheelhouse. Oh well I ate Penn station and watched hockey, so we’ll call it a draw.
Shout out to my friend hannah who is recovering from surgery. It was either to repair a torn ACL or a boob job, I can’t remember. Hopefully it was the knee surgery, as I remember a cadaver being involved. I saw a chic with cadaver boobs at the pool one day, not cool. Either way, good luck hannah, if you want to play a cool recovery game, make frozen margaritas except triple the tequila, and blend up your pain killers. You’ll be able to run and jump for about 2 hours, until your heart stops.
Hope everyone has a great weekend. I’ll be shovelling snow/ice and laying wood in the bedroom. (the construction way, not the cool way).
Reader Comments (14)
CT and evrybody has to hear this!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWPxFETcVJA&feature=related
February 22, 2008 | trentonio
!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWPxFETcVJA&feature=related
February 22, 2008 | trentonio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWPxFETcVJA&feature=related
February 22, 2008 | trentonio
Thanks for the shoutout chris. Tom went to go get me pain meds today and came home with a pony keg of Heineken. I see the correlation but I am pretty sure he learned that in Lima. Margaritas do sound nice though…or crack.
February 22, 2008 | Hannah
Hannah I owe you a game of barnball now that the field has been evened with your bum knee. get on the next flight back to Ohio and i will scrape the guano off the court.
February 22, 2008 | Disgruntled Reds Fan
Three links to a stupid country song by a west virginia hillbilly named Brad Paisley. His son’s middle name is huckleberry (for real folks), and we have to get three retard-links to his song about what a redneck he is. Way to go! Now here is a song for you, in both english and french.
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l’épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits;
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
February 22, 2008 | scott the dick
Suck my balls frenchy. The new goal of this blog is to spark an international incident. Resulting in the U.S. airforce, bombing and sinking all 26 of the Canadian Navy canoes. Hey do you know Pete, or Shania Twain? How bout Avril Levigne?
February 23, 2008 | CTGOBUCKS
Do you know how they named Canada?
Two French Canadians were speaking one day, one was extremely deaf and the other one began to spell:
“C”
“Eh?”
“N
“Eh?”
“D”
“Eh?”
And that’s how Canada got named. Personally, I like America Junior better.
Do not bring that hockey song onto this blog.
February 23, 2008 | Disgruntled Reds Fan
Your commander in chief is a war monger, and a bumbling idiot. Don’t mess with Texas, it’s not nice to pick on retarded people. The mayor of Crawford, Texas called, their village idiot is missing.
The Canadian Navy has destroyers, frigates, submarines, patrol vessels and supply ships. Oh, and our Navy ships are not used to shoot down our own worthless spy satellites. O CANADA!
February 23, 2008 | scott the dick
Wow you called President Bush an idiot, how original, nobody’s ever used that joke before. I would make fun of your president but nobody gives a shit about Frenchy McNAMBLA anyways except for the parents of the little boys he sodomizes. How many nukes does he have control of anyways? If we want to blow up a satellite we can blow it up, we want to blow up Baghdad we can blow it up. If we want to blow up the moon we can do that too, they tried it on Austin Powers.
Shout out to Garret Haley for being the first person kicked off American Idol, it’s only fitting that someone from Elida would finish dead last on the show, but that kid can go to his grave bragging about getting ripped on by Simon Cowell.
February 23, 2008 | Disgruntled Reds Fan
Oh wow a frigate! Go Canada. Is it still legal to have sex with bears in canada? Ooh boy patrol vessel’s, looks like the north shore of lake erie is safe for all time. Does your head flop around while you type, scott the dick?
February 23, 2008 | CTGOBUCKS
No, my head does not flop around when I talk. We Canadians hate the creators of South Park for that. Go ahead and blow up the moon, you jerk! It won’t get you free health care for your entire country. It won’t make you any better at hockey, either. Just sit back and drink a 3.5% shitty american beer and watch all the great canadian athletes dominate the NHL, NBA and professional wrestling. Long live Chris Benoit and Molson!!
February 23, 2008 | scott the dick
Fuck Off, you Donkey Raping Shit Eater.
February 23, 2008 | CTGOBUCKS
Blue Jackets are up 2-0 against Montreal, and the Blue jackets Suck. Also, your universal healthcare sucks. Why is it your cancer survival rate is half that of team america’s overpriced healthcare? Because while our Doc’s are attending actual medical colleges, your docs are smoking pot, and sodomizing eachother on a frozen pond. My Brother is going to get you you bastard.
February 23, 2008 | CTGOBUCKS