Things to ponder…
February 15, 2008
Secondly, the OSU vs. The SEC 0-9 stat. Really? I know it’s a horrible stat, but does the bear bryant vs. woody hayes ‘78 game really translate to modern football? Or the two games we had Steve Bellisari as the quarterback? Or the two games we played Peyton Manning who may be the greatest QB in history, weeks after devastating losses to michigan, killed our championship hopes. Do these really count? I say the Georgia, LSU and Florida games count, outside of that shut the fuck up. We’ll get ya sooner or later, in the mean time get those carnival rides up and running, I got a kid on the way, and we wanna ride some rides.
Thirdly, Tony Romo. You suck dude. Not really, you played poorly, but your line sucked. They were out of shape, and ready to stop at halftime, and your receivers stop running half the time, only to have you throw the ball, then start running again, and have it land just out of reach. I hope you and jessica simpson have a great time in the offseason. Now I have to watch Eli Manning go against Favre in Lambaeu, and since the colts fucked it up, New England has to pass 2 drug tests and collect their superbowl rings. Really, I’m 28 and I’ve seen maybe 3 good superbowls. Is there anyway we can get a Falcons Dolphins superbowl, just to keep Vegas honest?
Finally, the media who hates my Buckeyes. Thanks. In the past year the state of ohio has finished 2nd in just about everything. I know the BCS is a fucked up system, but it’s a lot better than the previous 75 or so years of college football, where you might see 1 game a week on TV and whoever got voted the champion from one of about 8 big time schools was the champ, and that was that. OSU Overachieved big time all year, had one slip up, and got a shot at the title against a team who lost to 2 bad teams, and nearly lost to two more. It’s college football. The buckeyes, though they looked horrible two years in a row are still a great team. Too many mistakes, and some shitty coaching cost them the game. LSU played great, but can you honestly say that if Brian Robiske holds on to the ball in the endzone, we don’t rough the kicker, or block that punt for that matter, or have 6 personal fouls in general, that the buckeyes couldn’t have won? For some reason we decided that Beanie Wells was doing to well, and only used him sparingly in quarters 2-4, and that brandon saine was too fast to be fair. As for the SEC speed. Was it the white tight end that never caught a pass all year and was completely uncovered, after lining up in a gimic formation? Or the 350 lb. black lineman? Shut the fuck up. Brandon Saine is faster in the 100 yds than anyone in High School History, I guess he got slower while training at OSU. Either way, OSU has USC, Illinois, and an over-rated Wisconsin program as there big road games next year. Penn state, and Michigan are in the shoe, and michigan’s program will be 2 years away from being able to compete at a national level, and since terrell prior is gonna be a buckeye, it may be longer. OSU will be undefeated at seasons end next year, and the national media better save their voice, cause we’ll be back at it next season, and who knows, maybe Ohio will actually win something. If not, we’ll go down in history with the Buffallo Bills as the only dynasty to never actually win anything.
P.S. Tim Tebow drinks his own pee
