Take your pick
February 15, 2008
Ms. garret has plenty of enduring qualities, cooking, good one liners, and has no problem raising a yuppie, a black chic, a butch lesbian, and a fat chick, at the same time. Not to mention she knows Molly Ringwald (season one for all you facts of life posers). But it’s not about lifelong qualities. It’s about who you’d rather bang, one time only, fate of mankind is at hand. however if tudi were watching the banging this would surely sway ole chris. Now Johnathan from who’s the boss, has some strong arguments as well. Sweet hair, snappy comebacks, walked in on Allissa Milano in the tub (season’s 2 and 5) and sported the sweater vest way before Jim Tressel. Now I don’t swing that way, but if I did, he’d easilly crack my top 32. His grandma was O.K., and his Mom was 50/50, but she was no Carol Seaver, for sure. Plus I’m fairly certain he does anal. Plenty of good arguments for each challenger. However the fact that afterwords, she would bring me a nice mug of Cocoa, and read me a story, I’m gonna have to bang Ms. Garrett. What does the world have to say? Check the comments. Everyone must vote.
Our ole friend Dick Rod. is having the best week ever. The whole Enron thing has passed, now WVU is accusing him of making unauthorized calls to UM recruits from a WVU cell phone. I would say WVU needs to move on, but it’s hillarious. They honestly hate eachother. If there is a god, UM will play WVU in a bowl game every year. His hometown took down the sign that says “Home of Rich Rodriguez” as you roll into town on a coal car. He is officially the Ray Finkle of West Virginia. Laces out Bitch.
Further down the road to East Lansing. Yes, you beat the buckeyes. However, you have no center, and no chance at advancing come late march. The thing that stood out most to me was, Michigan State’s infatuation with the movie 300. I have no problem with 300. I own it, and watched it less than a week ago. I get that your mascot is a “spartan” but seriously, enough is enough. You aren’t real spartans. Nobody is. Moments before they take the court, the videotron plays the clip from the movie that goes, “Spartans! Prepare for Glory” and the crowd goes wild. Do you guys know that “preparing for glory” for the real spartans meant death? Or that they would strip nude and wash eachother, to prepare for the afterlife, as it is well documented that they did. So what you are saying is that you are all gay, and facing death. Why not just play a clip of Tom Hanks with AIDS in the movie ‘Philadelphia’ if you all want to be doomed fags? Or ’Heathers’ “I love my dead gay son” can really fire up a crowd. After made freethrows by the home team, the MSU student section calls out “AHHOOOOW”. This was the battle chant all greek soldiers cried out in response to the generals chants. It was derived from the dying words of the runner who announced the victory of the battle at Marathon. The persian soldiers “stole” this chant and used it in future battles to mock greek soldiers. The U.S. marines facing infinite doom, in the battle of tripolli, but saved by the antics of Steven Decatour, turned things around, thus turning the chant around on persian soldiers, in a chant still used today “WOOOHHA”! (sorry to get off subject, I did a book report on the spartans in 10th grade and have been saving it). Now I do have one last point. Did you fair MSU fans know that it was common practice, for the spartan generals, and officers, to sodomize the common soldiers (who responded AHHOOOOW), in front of the others to instill dominance and respect? So everytime you assclowns chant, AHHOOOOW you are inviting Tom Izzo, or a 6′7″ power forward to ram you in the ass. One of these guys is from Lima, so it will happen. Good luck the rest of the season, you sodomy craving douche bags. I hope this makes home games a little more gay.
P.S. Marsha Jackson gave me an A on the book report, sodomy included.
